Hazel barfed in the car on the way to school today. Sophie thought it was really funny, but let me tell you, it wasn't.
I'm a mom with a poop-holding child. I've cleaned up a lot of disgusting things--feces-filled undies at 10,000 feet anyone? But there's something about barf--animal or human--that pushes me over the edge. Give me poop any day. Keep your barf to yourself.
The poop/puke preference is a big dividing factor among parents. Ask any parent, and they will belong solidly to one camp or the other (except KC who, when I asked which he thought was worse said, 'Depends on the poop,' but then conceded that 'barf is always bad.').
Anyway, since I've been blogging for months now and haven't had a single comment, I thought I'd solicit some by inviting you to weigh in. It's time to end the debate forever. So which is it? Feces or vomit, doodie or barf, turds or upchuck, caca or throw up, butt nuggets or technicolor yawns, dropping the kids of at the pool or praying to the porcelain goddess.
Which is worse? Cast your vote!
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Poop good.
ReplyDeleteBarf bad.
In the realm of animals, I much prefer vomit to poop.
ReplyDeleteIn the realm of humans, keep your disgusting bodily fluids away from me! That is just gross, gross, gross!!
(good thing I don't have kids)